greer wine by the glass
whites
No Chardonnay California--The Adam Lambert of wine, young, sweet, and kinda sorta (possibly) fruity. Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00
Jekel Riesling California--Clean and bright, like a nymph fresh from a bath in rose water and apricot oil. Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00
Sartori Pinot Grigio Itlay--"Yo! Drinka dis wine or I breaka u face! . . . Capisci?". Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00
New Harbor Sauvignon Blanc New Zealand--Like Obama's stimulus plan, too intense and complex to even try to describe. Glass 6.50 Bottle 29.00
Slowine Rose' South Africa--Like watching Charlize Theron basking by the pool in Sun City . . . sleek, sweet, and sexy . . . and just one taste won't satisfy. Glass 8.00 Bottle 38.00
White San-"Greer"-ia In House Made . . . Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy. Glass 5.50 Carafe 16.00
reds
Chalone Pinot Noir California--Watching a porn flick in starched pajamas - hot, tight, and angular. Glass 8.00 Bottle 35.00
Sterling Meritage California--Shhh . . . This wine just wants to be a little bit pregnant. Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00
David Bruce Petite Syrah Central Coast--My redheaded personal trainer - Big, bold, and beggin' for leather. Totally red heat baby. Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00
Powers Syrah Washington--Naughty teddys, taught, silky, smooth . . . and leaving nothing to the imagination Glass 7.50 Bottle 33.00
Penfolds Hyland Shiraz Australia-- Sophia Monk and Russel Crowe Goin Down Under... Plenty of Body, Spicy Throughout and a Lingering Finish Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00
Ravenswood Lodi Zinfandel California--People, it's a hundred dollar bottle of wine that's been mislabeled . . . trust me. Honestly, one of the best Ravenswood labels I have ever tasted. Hold on to your chair . . . Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00
Shooting Star Merlot California--Like an adolescent in an all-boys school - energetic, strapping, and craving flesh. Glass 6.00 Bottle 33.00
Sebastiani Cabernet Sonoma--Vince Vaughn in "Swinger" - Big, brawny, and cool. A little fruity and very rude. Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00
1919 Malbec Argentina--What Gov. Sanford was REALLY going to Argentina for . . . Glass 7.00 Bottle 31.00
Mesta Tempernillo Spain--El Fiero!!! What tapas was made for . . . sultry, hot, and as Spanish as they come . . . you know what comes after that . . . Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00
dessert wines and ports
Fonseca LBV Ruby Port A Victoria's Secret model in molasses - hot, sweet, and sticky. Glass 6.00
Taylor Flagate Tawny Port Reminds you of that kinky bedroom game - bold, aggressive, and holds you captive for a while. Glass 6.00
Florus Moscadello di Montalcino An orange, honey and tangerine menagie a trois and Italian three way. Glass 7.00
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