greer wine by the glass

No Chardonnay
California--The Adam Lambert of wine, young, sweet, and kinda sorta (possibly) fruity.
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

Jekel Riesling
California--Clean and bright, like a nymph fresh from a bath in rose water and apricot oil.
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

Sartori Pinot Grigio
Itlay--"Yo! Drinka dis wine or I breaka u face! . . . Capisci?".
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

New Harbor Sauvignon Blanc
New Zealand--Like Obama's stimulus plan, too intense and complex to even try to describe.
Glass 6.50 Bottle 29.00

Slowine Rose'
South Africa--Like watching Charlize Theron basking by the pool in Sun City . . . sleek, sweet, and sexy . . . and just one taste won't satisfy.
Glass 8.00 Bottle 38.00

White San-"Greer"-ia
In House Made . . . Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy.
Glass 5.50 Carafe 16.00

Chalone Pinot Noir
California--Watching a porn flick in starched pajamas - hot, tight, and angular.
Glass 8.00 Bottle 35.00

Sterling Meritage
California--Shhh . . . This wine just wants to be a little bit pregnant.
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

David Bruce Petite Syrah
Central Coast--My redheaded personal trainer - Big, bold, and beggin' for leather. Totally red heat baby.
Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00

Powers Syrah
Washington--Naughty teddys, taught, silky, smooth . . . and leaving nothing to the imagination
Glass 7.50 Bottle 33.00

Penfolds Hyland Shiraz
Australia-- Sophia Monk and Russel Crowe Goin Down Under... Plenty of Body, Spicy Throughout and a Lingering Finish
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

Ravenswood Lodi Zinfandel
California--People, it's a hundred dollar bottle of wine that's been mislabeled . . . trust me. Honestly, one of the best Ravenswood labels I have ever tasted. Hold on to your chair . . .
Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00

Shooting Star  Merlot
California--Like an adolescent in an all-boys school - energetic, strapping, and craving flesh.
Glass 6.00 Bottle 33.00

Sebastiani Cabernet
Sonoma--Vince Vaughn in "Swinger" - Big, brawny, and cool. A little fruity and very rude.
Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00

1919 Malbec
Argentina--What Gov. Sanford was REALLY going to Argentina for . . .
Glass 7.00 Bottle 31.00

Mesta Tempernillo
Spain--El Fiero!!! What tapas was made for . . . sultry, hot, and as Spanish as they come . . . you know what comes after that . . .
Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00

Fonseca LBV Ruby Port
A Victoria's Secret model in molasses - hot, sweet, and sticky.
Glass 6.00

Taylor Flagate Tawny Port
Reminds you of that kinky bedroom game - bold, aggressive, and holds you captive for a while.
Glass 6.00

Florus Moscadello di Montalcino
An orange, honey and tangerine menagie a trois and Italian three way.
Glass 7.00