greenville wine by the glass

NO Chardonnay
California--Mark Stroud on his therapist's couch - intense and complex.
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

Louis Jadot Pouilly-Fuisse
France--A "fussy pussy" . . . je'taime, la femme kitty! Puuuuuuuurrrrr . . .
Glass 8.00 Bottle 38.00

La Craie Vouvray Chenin Blanc
France--The Clay Aiken of wine; young, sweet, and kinda sorta (possibly) fruity.
Glass 8.00 Bottle 38.00

J. Lohr Riesling
California--Clean and bright, like a nymph fresh from a bath in rose water and apricot oil.
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

Stival Pinot Grigio
Itlay--"Yo! Drinka dis wine or I breaka u face! . . . Capisci?".
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

P. Q. Sauvignon Blanc
California--Like Obama's stimulus plan, too intense and complex to even try to describe.
Glass 7.00 Bottle 33.00

Zolo Torontos
Argentina--Like being trapped on a deserted island with George Carlin. Big, dry, and lots of adult content.
Glass 7.00 Bottle 33.00

Slowine Rose'
South Africa--Like watching Charlize Theron basking by the pool in Sun City . . . sleek, sweet, and sexy . . . and just one taste won't satisfy.
Glass 8.00 Bottle 38.00

White Sangria
In House Made . . . Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy.
Glass 5.50 Carafe 16.00

Kenwood Pinot Noir
California--Watching a porn flick in starched pajamas - hot, tight, and angular.
Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00

Yering Station Pinot Noir
Australia--Shhh . . . This wine just wants to be a little bit pregnant.
Glass 8.50 Bottle 41.00

David Bruce Petite Syrah
Central Coast--My redheaded personal trainer - Big, bold, and beggin'for leather. Totally red heat baby.
Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00

Roogle Shiraz
Australia--Swallow it all baby and throw another Aussie rower on the barbie! ". . . Cause that's the way ahuh, ahuh, I like it ahuh, ahuh . . ."
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

Ravenswood Lodi Zinfandel
California--People, it's a hundred dollar bottle of wine that's been mislabeled . . . trust me. Honestly, one of the best Ravenswood labels I have ever tasted. Hold on to your chair . . .
Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00

Shooting Star Merlot
California--Like an adolescent in an all-boys school - energetic, strapping, and craving flesh.
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

Sebastiani Cabernet
Sonoma--Vince Vaughn in "Swinger" - Big, brawny, and cool. A little fruity and very rude.
Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00

Firesteed Cayalla
California--You better than my wife . . . you my baby mama! I wants more every night! Yeah, that's it! I got it . . .
Glass 6.00 Bottle 27.00

Paso a Paso Tempranillo
Spain--El Fiero!!! What tapas was made for . . . sultry, hot, and as Spanish as they come . . . you know what comes after that . . .
Glass 7.50 Bottle 34.00

Taylors Fladgate 10-Yr-Old Tawny Port
Portugal--A Victoria's Secret model in molasses - hot, sweet, and sticky.
Glass 6.00

Croze Port of Cabernet Sauvignon
South Australia--Reminds you of that kinky bedroom game - bold, aggressive, and holds you captive for a while.
Glass 8.00